Texas Dry Finger
in the suttle art of finger banging, this rare stroke is when your just start making out with the chick, then you in a swift motion get your hand down her pants and insert fingers before she is wet, thus causing her much pain and a great story to tell your friends later.
ohh man! i totally gave her a texas dry finger last night, thats the last time that fat b-tch will ever hit on me at the bar again!
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