texas exit
when you’re are having -n-l s-x using bbq sauce as lube.
i had a hankering for some -n-l but all i could find in my cupboard was sweet baby rays so we had to do the texas exit
exiting a us interstate highway at any point to access the service road or feeder street.
on the way to the whataburger, i needed to pee but had missed the last off ramp, so i took a texas exit to get to the gas station. -or- when i was telling billy how to get to my house, instead of waiting for the next off ramp, he immediately made a texas exit.
when you’re jammed in traffic in the state of texas and you’ve had enough of not moving, sitting in the texas sun sweating like a jack-ss, you drive off the side of the interstate at a 45 degree angle through the ditch in your pickup truck.
this traffic is b.s.! let’s pull a texas exit.
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