Texas Firefighter
when you insert a bundle of matches into your partner’s v-g-n-, leaving only the match heads sticking out. you then light the matches and proceed to ram your d-ck into the matches pushing them into her v-g-n-. her v-g-n- juices and the lack of oxygen will put the flame out.
considering my girlfriend and i are both active pyromaniacs, when we got back to my apartment i turned texas firefighter on her!
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