Texas Hello
the action where, when someone is taking a seat, a person behind them proceeds to fist their -sshole. usually this is to the shock of the person sitting.
“oh man, rudy just totally gave me a texas h-llo in math cl-ss.”
“amanda, paul just totally gave my -sshole a texas h-llo”.
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- texecute
execute, if done by the state of texas. the state of texas is going to texecute someone with a questionable conviction
- Textenial
being in denial about why you’re not getting any texts for an extended period of time. often leading to you feeling that something is wrong with your phone and/or turning it off and back on. rob: man, no one’s texted me for a while. i’d better turn it off and on. jan: you’ve got a […]
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the act of harrasing someone through text messages “stop texterizing me, you fat girl with big b–bs” – mellman
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annoying habit, like a sort of texting version of “tag”, where someone always has to be the last one to text. often without saying goodbye, cya, etc. often in the middle of something important or good dialogue. then no apologies later. “samantha is famous for text ya last. we will be in the middle of […]