texas helper


a lightweight, ornamental chain linking a prince albert to a perineum (or “taint”) piercing. texas helpers can provide the support and guidance needed when making use of the areas surrounding these types of piercing.
i can’t count how many times my texas helper has helped me navigate out of a sticky situation.

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