Texas Hot Dog
after acc-mulating enough ‘mayo’ to tightly fill a condom, a ‘bl–dy steak’ is pillaged. after cooking in oven for 5 minutes at 320 degrees, it is ready to eat. place on bun and garnish with p-b–stard, sh-t-chup, and other condiments of your choosing.
best served as a surprise dish
hey freddie! how was your day? oh good, we just got in from texas and made you a texas hot dog. enjoy!
a girl or guy will ether step in sh-t or wipe her feet with sh-t and give a guy a foot job.
my ex just gave me a texas hot dog.
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