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• Texas Rooster

  while a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you -ss facing her head, with a semi erect c-ck you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster “c-ck – a – doodle – do”. my girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke […]

• blurff

  1. an onomonapia when air is forced out of the lungs in an uncomfortable fashion. bbbllluuurrrffffff!!!! haha i blurffed…

• Chevy 1500

  chevy 1500 are better than dodge and ford, but the owners offten can no traction with there two wheel drive chevy 1500. person 1:i was trying to race my chevy 1500 against a school bus, but i couldnt get no traction. person 2: bad-ss(sarcastic voice)

• blurgina

  when you are intoxicated to the point of barely beeing able to see what you’re f-cking, you’ve fallen victim to the “blur-gina.” after twenty beers, her p-ssy became a blur-gina.

• Boabdil

  a centaur from greek mythology. there is a myth that is still told around the camp fires of today, that he gallops the earth in search of his true love. he wont rest until this goal is reached. characteristics of boabdil: strong willed, a little c-cky, humorous, charming, honest, geeky and oddly lovable.

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