Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter
the s-xual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman’s br–sts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 – 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. he will then proceed to use this as lube for violent s-x afterwards. then, with some of the eggsh-lls, he will proceed to scr-pe her nipples until they are a bl–dy pulp.
me: dude, im so nervous…
friend: whys that?
me: sally wants me to do a texas humpty-dumpty nipple splitter….i don’t think i can sit still for that long!
friend: don’t worry you’ll be fine bro!!
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