Texas Mudslide
when one person takes a diarrhea dump in another person’s mouth.
that ain’t no cleavland steamer, its a f-cking texas mudslide!
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in the face of a woman then immediately proceding to spit some chaw in her face as well.
commonly done by men that are true beauties, all stars, champs, or overall wheelshows.
any poser performing this act must be the victim of a texas mudslide while being chirped viciously by his superiors.
how was your night with that rocket” “oh! it was great! b-tch gave me dome then i gave her a texas mudslide in return”
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