texas oil rigger
the texas oil rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect p-n-s into his partner’s -n-s whilst the man is peeing. when he removes his p-n-s, the contents of his partner’s -n-s, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.
“man, my wife let me do the texas oil rigger on her last night! it took days to clean up the bad man, i’m telling you. you have got to try it some time!”
“yeah mary, i think i’m going to totally let chris do the texas oil rigger on me. i’m kinda nervous, but i really like him.”
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