Texas Plucker
this is where you take any sized rubber chicken and stick it in your v-g-n-. once thoroughly aroused you bok like a chicken. once -rg-sm is achieved you pull out the rubber chicken, smack her with the chicken & watch the juices fly everywhere.
we were having so much fun at the kfc that once we got home she wanted me to do the texas plucker on her.
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