texas potato chip
c-m on a girls face right before she goes to sleep.
then when she wakes up, she peels it off and eats it.
texas potato chip
that b-tch ate a home grown texas potato chip
when you c-m on a girls leg and let it dry, and then you force her to eat it off
“dude i love texas potato chips”
Read Also:
- texas taco
the act to sh-t in between a chicks breast, and then t-t f-ck her. yo last night she let me give her the texas taco, it was crazy as h-ll! i never knew that chick gets that h-rny!!
- Texas Titty Twister
when someone grabs a nipple and twists the sh-t out of it. you think a purple nurple is bad, you ought to get a texas t-tty twister.
- texas turd driller
the texas t-rd driller or the texas t or the ttd for short is a favorite among scat p-rn fanatics. this rarely seen act involves a woman lying down; putting her legs into the air in such a way as so she is almost completely vertical. then, her s-x partner proceeds to p-ss a bowel […]
- Text Blocking Syndrome
the act of ignoring social conversation because you are engaged in a text message. oh don’t worry he has text blocking syndrome, he’ll respond in a minute.
- The Coon
a vigilante child dressed as a racc–n. it’s eric cartman’s secret ident-ty. he is professor chaos’s arch enemy and his rival is mysterion there is an animal that lives by night; searches through trash cans and cleans out the garbage. to clean out the trash of society i’ve chosen to become more than a man; […]