Texas Raincoat


where one person eats taco bell only for 23 days and, during s-x, puts a raincoat on their partner and spews fiery mexican diarrhea all over their partner.
dave: dude, i feel horrible.

earl: why?

dave: i gave carol a texas raincoat last night.

earl: you’re f-cked up. i can’t be your friend anymore. you’re also fired.

dave: what?! why?! i’ve been working here for 7 years!

earl: we can’t have employees partaking in such crude activities as a texas raincoat. you violated your contract and we won’t be issuing severance.

dave: f-ck you, earl! i thought you were my friend!

earl: i’m sorry, dave, but i can’t speak to you anymore. now would you like to leave the easy way or the hard way?

dave: what’s the hard way? security roughs me up a bit?

earl: no, that’s the easy way, the hard way is i kick your -ss myself.

dave: f-ck you, earl.

(dave then trashes earls office and jumps out the 46th story window)

-see also ‘texas raincoats ruin friendships’ and ‘texas raincoats ruin lives’-

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