Texas Ravioli
a non-consensual s-xual act between two parties, in which one inserts his member into the pocket of an ignorant party, and deposits his seed. only to be found later to the dismay of said ignorant party. experienced ravioli givers are commonly dubbed chef boyardees.
i took my hand out of my pocket to shake the president’s hand, but to my dismay i discovered that i had been subjected to a texas ravioli. chef boyardee had struck again.
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