Texas Shotgun
a texas shotgun is when you tie down your s-xual partner on a bed and spray diarrhea all over your partner’s genitals. i.e. like a shotgun.
bob: hey.
jim: what’s wrong?
bob: my girlfriend dumped me.
jim: why?
bob: i did a texas shotgun on her.
jim: oh.
when you hitting a girl from the and grab her by throat . you pull her back by her throat like a shotgun.
texas shotgun them sl-ts love it
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