texas snowman
when she sprinkles cocain all over her -ss followed by setting a hat on her b-tt then adding a cookie on each -ss cheek and last of all shoving a carrot up her -ss before telling you to enjoy.
my girlfriend decided to surprise me with a texas snowman for christmas. frosty the snowman never tasted so good.
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