Texas Sparkle
when an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with s-m-n from a previous s-xual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral s-x on a patron. the sparkle effect is due to toxic “sparkle” buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or “vagazzling”.
dude 1: “wow… looks like a cat ate a christmas ornament and puked on the carpet.”
dude 2: “nah, johnny got a bl-wj-b a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a texas sparkle.”
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