Texas Surprise
taking a big dump in a toilet without flushing and leaving it for someone else to find.
i left a texas surprise for dr. ikpatt in his personal bathroom, he will never know it was me!
(n) an accidental crossfire during a s-xual encounter with a woman involving two or more men, generally referred to as a “g-ngb-ng.” a man aims his p-n-s in error at the moment of -rg-sm, offloading onto another of the male parties involved. the texas surprise is generally most potent when the c-mshot winds up on the face of the receiving male.
“after pulling out to finish, john was so enveloped in the heat of his -rg-sm that he didn’t realize he’d given tim a texas surprise!”
“dude; that guy just gave ron jeremy a texas surprise! he’ll never get work in this town again!”
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