Texas Switchblade
the act of having s-x with a girl with your p-n-s folded over in half, and at climax releasing it to its full length causing your genitalia to produce a switchblade-type motion.
“hey man, you give it to that ho last night?”
“yeah dude i totally bent my sh-t in half and hit her with the texas switchblade at the last minute!”
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