texas tampon
when a country girl takes her bl–dy tampon and smacks a city slicker with it then puts it back in her smelly vag
who ever hit my dog is gonna get a texas tampon.
you put a cardboard paper towel or toilet paper tube in someone’s -ss, then put barbed wire through the tube, then take the tube out
if i get asked about politics one more time, everyone is getting a texas tampon.
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