Texas Tea Party
when driving through texas (or any other midwest/southern state) your car breaks down in the nighttime. the “friendly” locals all liquored up on moonshine (texas tea) come to help you out. but instead of helping you with your car they all gang rape you until you are a bl–dy mess.
“hey jimmy what took you so long to get to my house it almost 4 am? and why do you look like sh-t?”
“my car broke down and those f&-%ing texans raped the sh-t out of me”
“wow was that your first texas tea party? because i’ve been to three. they sure are fun aren’t they?”
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