Texas Toilet Paper
that toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. aptly named texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don’t take sh-t from n-body.
the company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now i wait til i get home to take a sh-t.
running out of toilet paper so going into the shower and rinsing the cr-p off your but and letting it run down the drain.
dang, this morning i ran out of toilet paper so had to jump in the shower and use texas toilet paper.
a cow using it’s tongue to lick your -sshole clean.
i ran out of regular toilet paper, so i went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.
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