Texas tornado
the visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.
created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. the vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.
joe bob created quite the visual as all the cr-p in the back of his pickup created a texas tornado while traveling up interstate 45.
after -n-lly penetrating a woman (or man) with at least his/her fist, the person fisting soon wiggles themselves all the way inside, putting up their arms and spinning around inside the other’s bowels, like a tornado. usually impossible to do, and if successful, often fatal to the other.
gee, mike, i’ve lost six women to my texas tornado routine.
when a male partner takes his female partner and spins her around on his d-ck like a raging tornado in texas!
male: d-mnnnnnnn baby! i’m giving you a texas tornado tonight!
female: it better be a good tornado baby! (;
a h-m-s-xual male mexican from texas.
toro is the biggest texas tornado i’ve ever seen.
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