Texas Tramp
a dead hooker found in the middle of nowhere. her eye has been poked out by the killer with his p-n-s as he skull f-cked her to death. also strips of skin are missing because the killer has taken them to make lampshades or other articles of genuine leather clothing which he then sells at flea markets. also dead remains are covered in fecal matter from multiple sources.
“hey hank you see that texas tramp over on the side of the road about 20 miles back?”
“why sure i did homer. did you see the way her eye was missing because it had been f-cked out of her head?”
this here jacket is make of !00% genuine texas tramp leather!
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