Texas Twister
the back and forth twisting motion of the hands by a female while performing oral s-x on a male. the hands twist left and right while stroking up and down the shaft simultaneously.
my girlfriend was blowing me last night, but she went all texas twister on my junk.
when you cross your pointer and middle finger and cross your pinky and forefinger and insert one set in to the -ss and one into the v-g-n-.
babe i’m gona give you the texas twister.
the act of grabbing a p-n-s and twisting as hard as you can. the equivalent of a t-tty twister on the p-n-s.
i got really p-ssed off at him so i gave him a texas twister.
an advanced s-x move where the female beinds backward into a bridge. the male then proceeds to get on top, instert his p-n-s and spin himself as if on an office chair.
“hey gurl! my boyfriend yost gave me quite the ‘texas twister’ last night.
its when u say f-ck to a girl and spin her around 5 time, then u take ur d-ck and slap her in the face with it
after jim fished f-cking jill in the -ss he proceeded to say, “f-ck u” to her, and then spun her around 5 times. after the spin was compleated he took his d-ck in his hand and slapped her in the face with it
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