Texas Wig


a high black hat worn by the kkk when lynching innocent black men. worn to show contempt and also lots of allegiance to hitler. also, it shows that you like bats and if a bat tells you to do anything, like, rob a liquor store, you’ll totally do it.
“let’s put on our texas wigs and go kill some extremely innocent and photogenic black people, who i am prejudiced against not just through upbringing but free will as well!”

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