Texas Wind Tunnel
s-xual act whereby an individual applies mouth to -n-s of willing partner who then p-sses flatus, while said individual inhales deeply, holding his/her breath. individual then exhales entirely into mouth of partner while he/she inhales deeply.
after running out of nos, bill and larry decided to up the ante and began two fisting empanadas and chorizos in preparation for a mind blowing texas wind tunnel session.
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