Texas Winter
what citizens of lesser states (and those located farther north) know as a cold front.
–weatherman on tv– …….and the forecast for the week of december 15-22 is mostly high 80’s and low 90’s and then we’re seeing a lot of atmospheric movement coming in from the north, so dig out your parkas and snowmobiles because we’re expecting the weather to be hitting low 50’s by the end of the week. you don’t want to be left out in the cold in a harsh texas winter like this. now for some more breaking news………………..
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