texas wiz kid
a person who urinates as hard as possible in a public restroom in order to trick people into thinking that their d-ck is big.
steven: did you hear jared peeing this morning? so loud. he must have a monster dong.
mitch: naw man. it’s a trick. he’s nothing but a texas wiz kid.
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