Text-Dilla-Phobia
textdillaphobia- a very common disease. most common among teenage girls at the age of 12 to 21. symptoms include – overtexting, constantly holding a cellular phone, loud shreeking, and much usage of the words, lol, and omg in public. if you or a friend has symptoms of or has textdillaphobia, quickly, if they have a cell phone, shove it down their throats and keep jabbing them in the ribs until their cell phone starts dropping calls.
this is a life threatning disease.it is a real disease. so do your part and help stop textdillaphobia.
pedestrian: what the h-ll happened?!?!
firefighter: fire, happened so rappidly in so many parts of town, we couldn’t contain it.
pedestrian: what are the causes of the fires?
firefighter: we have come down to one conclussion,
text-dilla-phobia. casualtys are around 6 billion. all dead.
pedestrian: oh god!! have they qaurtined the area yet?
firefighter:we are trying, but at this rate, the whole country might be at stake. this disease started out small in few teenagers…but now its spreading…to adults and children!!
pedestrian: this is serious. we might have to nuke every city at the source of this text-dilla-phobia.
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