text dump
when someone you are in a relationship with breaks up with you through a text. no phone call or face to face, but a text dump.
can you believe that jerk? he pulled a text dump. i knew i should have text dumped him when i had the chance.
going to the bathroom (or other private place) exclusively to send/receive a text message. usually to hide the fact that your texting someone other than the person/people you are with.
the boy i was on date with was lame, so at dinner i text dumped sasha to see what she was up to when i ditched the loser.
the act of breaking up with a significant other via text messaging on ones mobile device.
i was at a bar when this stalker of a kid i was seeing showed up – i ignored him – two days later i text dumped him.
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