Text ESP
the act of knowing you are about to recieve a text message seconds before you actually receive one. a paranormal phenomenon experienced by total text addicts.
“it’s ridiculous but we do send a cr-pload of texts…”
“yeah, i’m completely addicted to texting. like to the point where i know my phone’s gonna blow up right before it actually does. i have text esp.
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