Text Fighting
having a disagreement and arguing via text messages. usually occurs when a cowardly guy avoids hearing his girls voice yelling at him over the phone.
meg: what happen last night?!
joyce: jim lied about going out with his friends last night. he wouldnt pick up his phone so we started text fighting.
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