Text-fishing
the sport of sending out casual text messages to a series of people you would like to hook-up with in rapid succession. the idea is to stimulate a meaningful response, known as a bite, from one or more of them in hopes of catalyzing intimate relations.
“d-mn doug… you sure been texting a lot! you got a girlfriend or something???”
“nah… i’m just text-fishing. hold on! i got a bite!!!”
texting multiple people, like casting multiple fishing lines, waiting to see who responds. usually done when in moderate to extreme levels of boredom, or to procrastinate in some way.
person #1: hey
person #2: hey, how’s things? how’s the family? what’ve you been up too?
person#1: no offense, but i’m not really trying to have a serious conversation. i was just text-fishing you.
person #2: oh,ok…
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