text grenade
an sms that prompts the start of a text war. typically done by cowardly people who avoid conflict in person and/or on the phone.
jillian: lisa just sent a text grenade to ben.
kevin:what’d she say?
jillian: “i’m pregnant, and it’s not yours. :-p”
kevin: oh snap!
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