text-hole
someone who texts on their cellphone in really inappropriate places, like movie theatres, concerts, plays, or during s-x.
1. the movie was great, except right during the best scene, this text-hole in front of me lit up his phone and started texting away.
2. we were humping away, and she started texting her friend. she was a certified text-hole.
someone who repeatedly gets in your way while texting on the phone.
sorry im late i got stuck behind a texthole at the store.
someone whose texting behavior is rude or just entertainingly stupid.
some guy was madly fiddling with his cellphone while the cashier was trying to ask him a question. i couldn’t help saying, “hey textole, if you don’t put down the iphone i’m gonna shove it up your textum.
mary was texting someone in the middle of our thanksgiving dinner. what a royal texthole!
i saw this texthole b-mp into a street lamp the other day.
anyone who behaves like an -sshole by texting at inappropriate times.
if you text while in a movie – you’re a text-hole. if you text while you’re at a wedding or a funeral – you’re a text-hole. if you text while driving – you’re a dangerous text-hole. if you are driving a car with four of your friends as p-ssengers and you are all texting other people then tomorrow’s newspaper headline should read “five text-holes killed in tragic car crash”. the tragedy in this case being the damage to car.
one who writes redundant, illogical, or pointless comments in an internet chatroom, blog, e-mail, magazine, book or any other form of text.
the texthole acted like he or she thought that what they were writing was valuable although their words were pointless in reality, thus taking up the readers time and or webchat sp-ce.
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