text mail
a text you send to someone directly after calling them instead of a voice mail because you are too d-mn lazy to leave one.
“ugh d-mn it… delo never answers his phone! ah well i’ll just leave a text mail.”
a text message that clearly shouldve been an email, by exceeding the amount of characters in a standard text message (160 characters). hence, wasting your time by having to piece together 2+ messages to make sense.
can also occur when someone starts the text off as an advertisment and ends with something along the lines of their life story
sender: …theres a sale at my work right now coz the boss is away… dont tell the boss… omg when i was working yesterday i heard this song that reminded me of this time we hung out at the beach, and i met that guy who i thought was really nice and he was for like a month and then he turned out to be a jerk…
reciever: uhm, what? she couldve sent me an email! i hate getting text-mail ugh.
sending an email to someones phone. so they have a text.
hey you don’t have a cell phone send me a textmail from your email account.
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