text messaging

a method of cellular communication used by teenage girls who either…

a: think it’s cute
b: like to waste time
c: think that it makes them look tech-savvy.
most of the teen girls at my school are caught text messaging during cl-ss every day. it’s an epidemic
1. an act that should never be done while in a car, during cl-ss, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.
2. an act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during cl-ss, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.
idiotic teenage driver: -whips out cell phone and starts text messaging-
intelligent teenager: whoa! what the h-ll are you doing?! you’re going to get us killed!
idiotic teenage driver: huh? did you say something? -swerves-
the dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, f-cking waste of time and money.
text messaging
john:what time does the game start?
scott:you missed it, just ended
john:i texted you like 2 hours ago
scott:never got it
john bullsh-t!
scott:f-ck texting just call me!
the act of sending a typed message via cell phone; a very efficient and addicting way of communication.
ashley is addicted to text messaging, and she went 2500 texts over her limit last month.
1. the dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute.
2. n-gg- technology- don’t start wild&out saying i’m racist, i don’t mean it in a disrespectful way. i am using it as a general term for ignorant mothaf-ckas. someone of any race can be an ignorant m-th-f-cka
3. involves typing with thumbs which i just don’t approve of.
4. fun fact, nothing typed by some n-gg-z thumbs has ever been important
5. text messaging sucks
person 1: what are you doing?
person 2: text messaging
person 1: can you print out your conversations?
person 2: no
person 1: you wanna know why? cause n-gg-z never have anything to print