Text Novella
a long text message which your cell carrier has to break up into a minimum of 3 texts due to its length. generally consisting of wrenching emotional details, with a back story. i.e. kook ups, break ups and various other relationship dramas.
you should read the text novella sh-lley sent me. her and john had a huge blow out fight last night and he packed and moved his stuff this morning.
from sh-lly 1/3: you aren’t gonna believe what happened, john started again on me with his jealousy routine. he accused me of dating all the guys i work with again.
from sh-lly 2/3: i tried to explain that we sometimes all get together for drinks after work. totally innocent. then he started asking me why i don’t ever invite him to these things if they are “totally innocent”, he actually did the air quotes if you can believe it. so we yelled forever last night, he slept on the couch and packed his clothes and left this morning!
from sh-lly 3/3: can you believe it? should i be happy he is gone? i miss him so much already!!!! should i call him?
Read Also:
- Textually Bombarded
when you receive too many sms text messages all at once from different contacts on your cell/mobile phone, which doesn’t happen too often. it could be both good or bad all of a sudden i was textually bombarded when the manager announced his resignation. i was textually bombarded on midnight leading to my birthday, 20 […]
- tezkr
the noticably skinny offspring of hilariously overweight parents. g-d must really hate that tezkr’s parents. ..
- making it hail
when you are in a canadian strip club and decide to pull a pacman jones and throw a garbage bag full of money in the air to show everyone how rich you are. except you use canadian $1 coins (loonie) instead of american $1 bills. man #1: that guy was really making it hail at […]
- makkakayyue
a word expressed as ancient lambibam sland as saying ‘oh god’ or ‘what the h-ll’ or ‘are you mad’ originated by kuraman isles makkakayyue! are you mad alyssa?
- Making Cotton Candy
when you are f-cking a chick with a cave of a v-g-n- and you resort to moving your d-ck around in a circular motion around the edges to get some pleasure. random guy: dude she has a whale mouth for a p-ssy. you: yeah, i was making cotton candy with her.