Text-Slap


the act of copying a large block of text, often something with dense academic language, such as college papers, and pasting it into a chat function, often without provocation.
joe: hey man, what’s up?

steve: we sought to extend instrument validation research for the systematic screening for behavior disorders (ssbd) (walker & severson, 1990) using convergent validation techniques. -ssociations between critical events, adaptive behavior, and maladaptive behavior indices of the ssbd were examined in relation to syndrome, broadband, and total scores of the achenbach child behavior checklist-teacher’s report form (trf) (achenbach, 2001). both measures were conducted with 65 students with emotional disturbance in grades 6 through 12. overall convergent validity of the ssbd and trf was strong, particularly for trf externalizing problems and -ssociated syndromes. results provide further support for use of the ssbd in the -ssessment of behavioral functioning of students with emotional disturbance and extend validation for use of this instrument with secondary students.

joe: aah! the h-ll!?

steve: gotcha. text-slapped.

((text taken from, www.eric.ed.gov ))
a non-verbal chiding or tirade usually delivered via email or sms, often used to re-invigorate or re-align the recipient.
bobby has not been pulling his weight recently so as his boss i sent him a textslap via company email.
when, usually in a facebook comment war, a person goes all out to diss the other compet-tor and show just how they are wrong in every way.
sh-t man, that was a textslap so hard it hurt me!

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