text smirk
when a person texts someone of the opposite s-x that they are interested in. usually the text is of a s-xual or flirtatious nature and causes the individual texting to get a unique smirk across their face.
bob: hey look at jim’s face! he must be texting that girl he just met last night!
garry: bob how do you know that?
bob: garry look at his face, he’s got one of those stupid text smirks!
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