text support


offering moral support and love via text message. note, this technique is especially useful when your foul-weather friend is going through her umpteenth horrendous breakup and you’re sick of actually talking to her, or wrather, pretending to listen. you still want to be nice, but d-mn, you gots bettah things to do than listen to her whine all day! shee-it.

me: ugh god, its my needy friend samantha again. i swear, i’ve nursed that girl through so many break-ups…
cool friend i’m hangin’ wid: f-ck her. don’t answer it.
me: but i still want to help and i do care about her…
cool friend: what you need to do is offer a little text support.
me: great! got it! thanks text support!!!
conducting computer or tech support via text messaging.
i was able to get the user logged in via text support.
advice, encouragement delivered via text… frequently related to dating and boss hating. pr-nounced like tech support.
hey, thanks for all the text support last night! i have a coffee date with him today.

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