Text-traction
when you see someone come in a place and they make you feel awkward and you start texting friends on your phone. often you text things that don’t make sense because you’re so fl-stered. then you go back in your outbox later to see what you had said and it doesn’t make sense and your friend texts back usually “wtf” or “?”
girl: dude what was up with that text you sent me?!
girl 2:what’d it say?
girl: “you are so cool! why?”
girl 2′: oh that’s when my ex walked in and i needed a huge text-traction!
girl: oh girl i got ya
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