textardation
that perpetual state of idiocy my neighbor enters whenever he tries to text half -ssed, r-t-rded messages on his iphone that say absolutely nothing useful, but leave me feeling perplexed, depressed, and a little violated somehow.
“hi george what’s up? ”
“$o i did5 jury’s hounded oh not ! buyout oh minnow !!!”
“wtf george?…..”
“cycle 87)63”
“really george…..really…..where are you,…. in a state of textardation?
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the condition or quality of never having sent or received a text message; not textually active. jim: hey, jenn texted me the other day. bob: oh? looks like she lost her texterginity! jim: yeah, she’s textually active and just can’t get enough!
- Textimate
the act of guessing what a fellow texter has said after failing to use the ‘word’ function on the cell phone correctly. man 1: what the h-ll does ‘puck my dial’ mean? man 2: i’m going to textimate and say that they meant, ‘suck my d-ck’
- Textspeak
the process of shortening words and adding numbers to a text message, to make it “cooler”. this form of text messaging is highly annoying and can also be used to sell “trendy” products like 50cc scooters and mobile phones. often involves leaving out all vowels. 1) txtspk is sooooo cool 2) -ru cmin out 2nite? […]
- TGSOE
tgsoe stands for the greatest show on earth the light show was tgsoe the greatest show on earth the light show was tgsoe.
- thanks a bunch
sarcastic retort meaning the opposite joe: thanks a bunch dave, that really helped !