textasaurus rex
a person who is perpetually sending/reading text messages, such to the effect that their behavior is considered rude and/or anti-social. this term is generally used condescendingly, or at least with some degree of disdain.
“scott sure is being a buzzkill tonight – he hasn’t looked up from his blackberry once since he got here.”
“yeah, talk about a textasaurus rex.”
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