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• texturbed

  when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message -girl receives text message from ugly guy-: “hey babe wanna come over and bang?” -girl says to friend-: “omg i’m seriously texturbed right now!!”

• thats the limit

  means crazy, awesome, insane, as far as something can go, etc. jean just kissed gwens boyfriend! thats the limit!

• That's What Kelly Said

  replacing “that’s what she said” with “that’s what kelly said” men poking girl with pencil. girl:if you poke me with that one more time, i’ll snap it in half. boy: that’s what kelly said

• THBD

  the house burnt down mom, nbd thbd.

• The Atheist's Nightmare

  the idea proposed by that -sshat ray comfort that the banana proves g-d’s existence. “behold! the atheist’s nightmare! i have a banana! it proves g-d exists!” “behold! the theist’s nightmare! i have a pineapple! it proves g-d doesn’t exist!” not the banana argument but causality which is a scientific principle which is against the nonscientific […]

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