Textbook


most obnoxiously and overly weighted book on earth. used to make students stressed and tired. causes brain cancer.
my teacher gave me a new text book so i am dead.
perfection itself.

often used by the team from sp-ced in their dvd commentaries to point out their own genius.

has come to be replaced by the term fried gold.
see the way she delivered that line – the was textbook.
euphemism for recreational marijuana; used when you want to have a conversation about weed in front of any audience;
you: hey man, wanna read some textbooks after cl-ss? i just bought 2 pages
friend: nice! let’s get all knowledged up
when posting on an internet forum in accordance with proper/recognised posting etiquette.
kevo…that was textbook
a place to draw crazy sh-t on school property, be warned, if u put ur name in, chances are someone will put is a f-ggot after it.
john wuz here————> john is a f-cking douche bag c-nt f-ggot
-text book
a very long, exceptionally boring “book,” used for teaching and torture. usually on a subject along the lines of math, history and science. often heavy.
dude, my history textbook takes up so much room in my backpack!
piece of sh-t that you are required to carry around during school weighs at least 20 pounds
dude this text book is so heavy

i know it is a piece of sh-t!!!
a combonation of texting and facebook. parents think you are studying, but your really texting and using facebook.
mom: are you studying?

some kid: yes, i’m using my “textbook”

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