Textbumped
(1)when walking down the sidewalk, hallway, or navigating in a bar. when out of nowhere someone is texting and b-mps in to you more than expected.
(2) when texting and not paying attention to your surroundings and walking into p-ssing pedestrians.
(3) when texting and a girl asks for your number by b-mping you with her -ss and holds her hands up like she’s is texting.
(1) (girl1) hey i can make it tonight…
(guy1) why what’s up?!?
(girl1) i was walking with jenny today @ the mall and some guy textb-mped me into display case full of gl-ss figurines.
(2) i was walking down the hallway and accidentally text b-mped into jenny…man was that awkward…
(3) out of nowhere a girl b-mps when i was texting, and was like can i text you sometime?
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