texter jogger
somebody with extreme kinetic/mental mult-tasking abilities who can write and send text messages to others while jogging on a treadmill.
“did that girl text you back?”
“yeah, she said she’s on the treadmill”
“ah, she’s one of those texter joggers.”
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