texticals
texticals are text induced t-st-c-ls.
ie. 8====d
the 8 in this case is the texticals.
-guy: 8====d
-girl: i hope that isn’t to scale.
-guy: it is hard to make big texticals.
the faux t-st-c-ls of someone who acts tough over text messages, but is actually sweet as pie over the phone or in person. they say things they would never say using their voice, but have no problem saying over text messages.
via text
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textical: “dude you’re a total b-tch and you know that i could kick your -ss any day of the week”
guy: “ooooh look at the texticals on you!”
via phone
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textical: “dude, i really don’t like the way you treated me the other day and i would appreciate it if you could stop”
guy: “what happened to all that sh-t you were talking via text? where are your texticals now?”
as getting a text while your phone is on your t-st-c-ls
i just got a textical
a set of text messages with no purpose other than to amuse or create new texts.
i got a mad set of texticals from my buddy!
the suggested size of someone’s p-n-s, usually mentioned in ims.
“lol, he’s such a dork, but he’s got huge texticals”
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